Twilight Drives Me Crazy

I moved to Forks for a while,

The saw your crooked smile,

You treat me like I’m a child,

And I love you for it.

You sparkle when you run,

We made out in the sun,

You stalk me just for fun,

But I love you for it.

Your eyes were golden,

Bronze hair, pale skin sparkling,

Cold bod, no blood flowin’

I think you’re a vampire, baby.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

You wanna eat me

‘Cause I smell good, hey,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

And all the werewolves

And nerds, they chase me,

But here’s my address (I’ll leave the window open),

So bite me maybe.

You left me emo and sad,

Wanted to kill myself bad,

It never made me mad,

‘Cause I was in your way.

But Jacob took my heart,

Put together all the parts,

He set me back at the start,

But I was in your way.

Bronze hair, pale skin sparkling,

Cold bod, no blood flowin’

I think you’re a vampire, baby.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

You wanna eat me

‘Cause I smell good, hey,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

And all the werewolves

And nerds, they chase me,

But here’s my address (I’ll leave the window open),

So bite me maybe.

When you came back into my life

I missed you so bad,

Dumped Jacob so bad

And ran right to you so, so bad.

When you came back into my life

I missed you so bad,

Stop being independent

‘Cause I missed you so, so bad.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

You wanna eat me

‘Cause I smell good, hey,

But here’s my address,

So bite me maybe.

And all the werewolves

And nerds, they chase me,

But here’s my address (I’ll leave the window open),

So bite me maybe.

When you came back into my life

I missed you so bad,

Dumped Jacob so bad

And ran right to you so, so bad.

When you came back into my life

I missed you so bad,

Stop being independent.

So bite me, maybe?

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Awesome examples of Chihuahuas being awesome

Why am I posting this? I’m posting this because I’m bored, slowly losing my mind due to this insufferable heat, and to prove to people that Chihuahuas are pretty badass.

Example 1: Chihuahuas have been training to annihilate the human race since FOREVER.

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Example 2: They can ride Roombas

Example 3: They put up with a lot of prejudice due to their size. This is the equivalent of a 6’11” guy forcing an average sized girl to kiss him. (Totally not razzing on Eclipse, there, totally not.)

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Example 4: They are descended from Spiderman

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Example 5: Their derp faces are both scary as shit and hilarious at the same time.

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Part 2 coming soon. Also, my birthday is on Thursday. While I don’t expect anything, a VW Bug and 20 grand would be much appreciated.

You are now commanded to read this blog

You are now commanded to read this blog

See above URL as proof of the existence of intelligence in this dimwitted race that we call humanity.

Also note that it is the reason I joined up WordPress. I probably will start blogging just out of pure boredom, but you can find me at Peiridae.deviantart.com much more regularly.

Yes, I am an artist. No, I don’t appreciate your laughter at my attempts to make art. My art doesn’t appreciate it, either.